joe randel’s art dump

Some might remember this from the wang doodles I did way back when.  I really fell in love with this one as I think speaks some sort of truth.

Anyway, a little break from commissions… I hope no one minds. ^_^

Now really… that’s not such a nice thing thing to do. Especially when your friend bought you a drink. ^_^

This pic was sitting in rough from in my laptop for about a year. So I decided to load it up and finish it. Yay! In just before summer ends too.

So, I’m sure that most of you have noticed… I draw pervy things.

I know, I know… I should be ashamed of myself… such filth… tsk tsk tsk… but here’s the thing. I’m a lover of all things sex. No matter if it’s sex and art, societies attitude towards sex, sex culture here and around the world, the history of sexuality, sex and religion or any of the hundreds of fetishes, I love it all. It fascinates me to no end. I love talking about how we as a society and as individuals have come to the stance on sex that we currently have and how we’re apt to change. And it’s not just me, my wife also shares the same interest on it and has talked a history of sexuality in university.

We’ve had many a conversation about who we are as children and our experiences leading up to some of our first sexual experience will shape our likes and dislikes in regards to sex… and it only grows from there as we get older! How interaction with you parents will influence on your choice of partner in the future. How the Catholic Church seems to have this downward look on sex but in their own Bible it says that God made man in his own image, and if we’re sexual creatures, wouldn’t that mean that God is sexy too? Why some of us so against nudity? How some people become sexual predators and dangerous side of sex (because sex isn’t always fun for everyone). About how the internet has connected people with like interests so you don’t have to feel alone if you happen to like certain things (because there is always someone out there that will share you interest). Open relationships and do they really work or does it just look good on paper. We’ve talked about zillion different fetishes like pony play, cartoon porn, porn addicts, bondage, bestiality and pedophilia , clown fetishes, lactation fetishes, shaving fetishes (as in people that shave their entire bodies!), water sports, etc, etc, etc… Also about sexual attitudes of other countries and though out history Like how we’re no longer in the Victorian age but we still hang on to a lot of the views and attitudes from that time. Plus so many other topics…

And if I’m not talking about sex, I’m watching it. Not pornos.. but documentaries. In fact, SexTV is my favorite channel. It has all sorts of specialty shows and documentaries on sex (duh!) with no bi est to any one culture, sexuality or topic. It really is a wonderful channel, but I think it’s only available in Canada.

Some of us fight to not be sexual creatures but it’s something that we’ll never be able to escape from… and why should we? Sex, nudity and all the things that go along with them make us who we are and we should not deny our selves that pleasure. There is such a variety of flavors out there that everyone will be able to find something that they like. Weather it be having your partner pour hot wax on you or just the joy you get when you look at dirty furry pictures, it’s all utterly fascinating to me and I could talk about it forever.

I’ll also throw in there that I’m a love of the act of sex too. Woo!!! Am I ever! Now don’t get me started on that topic… I’ll save it for another post.

Wanna watch me draw? I don’t have the time do one of those Ustream things so this will be the next best thing. I started this today and every few days (because that’s the reality of my drawing schedule) I’ll post what I’ve done next. Feel free to give suggestions or feed back as I go too.

This way you’ll be able to see the full process and steps that I do when I do a pic. Should be fun ^_^

Thoughts - I’m not sure about how many penis’s to include in this. I sort of like her with one and having it more like a cock worship pic rather then a spooge party on her face. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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Now you can show the world your perv limits by getting your own DS hold made to look like a pair of girls gym shorts!

If you live in Japan and you preorder a copy of Strike Witches you’ll get a the above mentioned shorts holder.  PERVY!

If you’re new to Strike Witches though… this will make no sense, so let me help.  Strike Witches is an anime series of young military witches that don’t wear pants to fight off the invasion of alien creatures in the year 1939.  Yup, that’s right… they don’t wear pants.  But they do wear panties.  Each witch wears her own unique pair and that is a key draw to the show… duh!  It’s needless to say that the crotch shots and fan service in this show it though the roof.

So yeah… preorder this new DS game and keep you DS in a pair of girls gym shorts.  Or you could save yourself the money and just wrap your DS in your own underpants.

I’m not sure which is more disturbing though… o_O

Here’s the opening sequence of Strike Witches for your viewing pleasure.

The third game in SNK’s in the Doki Doki Majo series should be out sometime this year.  Why, there is already a trailer for the game for those that are interested.  I do find it amusing that in the first on the boob touching aspect was like “oh my gosh!  you can touch her boobies and they bounce!  *blush* ” Now SNK is full on for boob touching and has even gone so far as to have bum touching (watch to 3:30 spot to see what I’m talking about).

Now some argue that the girls in this DS game look way too young and are even going so far as to call it a pedo game (even if the girls in question have some HUGE boobs).  What do you think?  They’re cartoon girls so it’s okay, or are you on the “this sort of creeps me out” fence?

Me?  Personally?  I see nothing wrong with it.  If it was in English, I’d probably pick these games up.  Nintendo obviously see’s nothing wrong with it or they wouldn’t allows these games to make it to the shelves.

So the last time I mentioned boobs in games it was for Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier. This time it’s for a PSP game called Queen’s Blade Spiral Chaos. It’s what’s called a “combat picture book game”… not sure what that means exactly. I do know that it looks sort of like Yggdra Union for GBA in the way that the combat is shown but this takes place with a one on one battle rather then small troops. Oh and this one has WAY more boob action. Like Super Robot Taisen, this has animated action sequences but the chest action is a lot more over the top. Just check the below clip and see what I mean..

See… more jiggly boobs then you can shake a… um… boob at. Did I mention the cast of this game is completely female? Oh yes… yes it is…

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Hackers… are they perverts? Or is it the rest of the pervert nation that just benefits from their hard work.

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It’s been a while… sorry about that…

So lets start things of with some DS sexiness.  Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier by Banpresto looks to be a pretty decent RPG until things start to heat up and the clothes come off!  In an amusing… and arousing(?) cut scene we see can watch the female characters power up and shred some upper body garments.  No actual nudity is in the game but there is plenty of cleavage and bounciness to the extremely well endowed heroines.

Oh, yeah… there’s guys in the game too… but they don’t have boobs… so we’ll just skip on that.

If you’re still interested after reading the post, then check out the trailer here.

Jiggly ^_^

Science it pushing forward with new, potentially safer, ways of breast enhancement.

The technique is as follows… stem cells are taken from the woman’s thigh or stomach and implanted in to the mammaries where they join the breast tissue and increase the size of the breast. Apparently there are all kinds of “pluses” to having the procedure. The new breasts will feel more natural, being made of the same fatty tissue and it’ll also help promote the growth of new blood vessels. Yes, it’s that simple.

This procedure has actually seen success in Japan where it’s helping cancer victims that have had mastectomies. But in the coming months it’ll be tested in clinical trials in Britain to see if it’s a viable alternative to current breast enhancements.

I guess there are down sides too. This will only increase the volume of the breast tissue but not the firmness or the lift. Also, don’t expect you breasts to get super huge. The results are only modest right now, but scientists are confident that they’ll be able to increase breasts by a whole cup size. It also takes several months as the fat and stem cells mixture are made up in batches and injected over time.

Should all go well though, doctors are saying this could be ready for the public in about 6 months and cost about $9,600 US dollars.

Brings new meaning to “keep your hands of the merchandise.”