joe randel's art dump

So it’s getting close to Christmas… which means I’ll be doing up my annual candy cane pic.  But the thing is, I’m running out of ideas for characters to use.  So now is your time to make a suggestion!  It could be parody or original…  it doesn’t really matter.

Oh, and since I’m on it.  Last years Roxanne facial pic was so great… I’ll think I’ll do a  new facial pic to bring in 2010.  Feel free to make suggestions for this character too.

I usually get stuck on Fifi, Sawyer, Roxanne, Gadget… you know… my regulars.  So now’s your chance to suggest a face for the new year!

make it a good one and I just might pick it. ^_^

Some might remember this from the wang doodles I did way back when.  I really fell in love with this one as I think speaks some sort of truth.

Anyway, a little break from commissions… I hope no one minds. ^_^

Last night I dreamed that I died.

I was in a plane flying somewhere. I can’t remember where. It was a smaller plane like this one and I was sitting in the back. During the flight I fell asleep (it was a night time flight) in an attempt to calm myself since I’m a little bit of a nervous flyer. I was awoken by a huge jolt after which the plane started to fall from the sky. Panic and screaming filled the cabin as I felt my heart pound harder then I’ve ever felt. I had a window seat and I so I looked out the window as we ripped though the clouds and I saw a black sea under us. No lights, no land, just water.

I felt the impact of the plane against the sea and watched in terror as people where thrown about and water rushed in. I knew I had to get to the emergency door a few seats behind me. I unbuckled my seat belt and started to climb up to the door as the plane sank deeper and filled with more water.

The next things I saw was sort of like a news cast/documentary on how the plane fell from the sky and rescue teams where looking for survivors.

Then I woke up.

I had a hard time getting back to sleep after that.

I usually wonder what dreams mean. Did I see a bit of my future? Maybe a past life? Maybe it’s just something my mind made up based on shows that I’ve watched. I’ll probably never know, I just hope that tonight I dream of something less scary.

Something with boobies…

Now really… that’s not such a nice thing thing to do. Especially when your friend bought you a drink. ^_^

This pic was sitting in rough from in my laptop for about a year. So I decided to load it up and finish it. Yay! In just before summer ends too.

So, I’m sure that most of you have noticed… I draw pervy things.

I know, I know… I should be ashamed of myself… such filth… tsk tsk tsk… but here’s the thing. I’m a lover of all things sex. No matter if it’s sex and art, societies attitude towards sex, sex culture here and around the world, the history of sexuality, sex and religion or any of the hundreds of fetishes, I love it all. It fascinates me to no end. I love talking about how we as a society and as individuals have come to the stance on sex that we currently have and how we’re apt to change. And it’s not just me, my wife also shares the same interest on it and has talked a history of sexuality in university.

We’ve had many a conversation about who we are as children and our experiences leading up to some of our first sexual experience will shape our likes and dislikes in regards to sex… and it only grows from there as we get older! How interaction with you parents will influence on your choice of partner in the future. How the Catholic Church seems to have this downward look on sex but in their own Bible it says that God made man in his own image, and if we’re sexual creatures, wouldn’t that mean that God is sexy too? Why some of us so against nudity? How some people become sexual predators and dangerous side of sex (because sex isn’t always fun for everyone). About how the internet has connected people with like interests so you don’t have to feel alone if you happen to like certain things (because there is always someone out there that will share you interest). Open relationships and do they really work or does it just look good on paper. We’ve talked about zillion different fetishes like pony play, cartoon porn, porn addicts, bondage, bestiality and pedophilia , clown fetishes, lactation fetishes, shaving fetishes (as in people that shave their entire bodies!), water sports, etc, etc, etc… Also about sexual attitudes of other countries and though out history Like how we’re no longer in the Victorian age but we still hang on to a lot of the views and attitudes from that time. Plus so many other topics…

And if I’m not talking about sex, I’m watching it. Not pornos.. but documentaries. In fact, SexTV is my favorite channel. It has all sorts of specialty shows and documentaries on sex (duh!) with no bi est to any one culture, sexuality or topic. It really is a wonderful channel, but I think it’s only available in Canada.

Some of us fight to not be sexual creatures but it’s something that we’ll never be able to escape from… and why should we? Sex, nudity and all the things that go along with them make us who we are and we should not deny our selves that pleasure. There is such a variety of flavors out there that everyone will be able to find something that they like. Weather it be having your partner pour hot wax on you or just the joy you get when you look at dirty furry pictures, it’s all utterly fascinating to me and I could talk about it forever.

I’ll also throw in there that I’m a love of the act of sex too. Woo!!! Am I ever! Now don’t get me started on that topic… I’ll save it for another post.

Phew… after some wordpress adjustments I can finally post images again.  Sorry for the hassle James. ^_^

This is a commissioned piece that I’ve put put up for show and *gasp* it’s not SMUTTY!  o_O

Now it’s on to the next one… who will be next!