So it’s getting close to Christmas… which means I’ll be doing up my annual candy cane pic. But the thing is, I’m running out of ideas for characters to use. So now is your time to make a suggestion! It could be parody or original… it doesn’t really matter.
Oh, and since I’m on it. Last years Roxanne facial pic was so great… I’ll think I’ll do a new facial pic to bring in 2010. Feel free to make suggestions for this character too.
I usually get stuck on Fifi, Sawyer, Roxanne, Gadget… you know… my regulars. So now’s your chance to suggest a face for the new year!
I was in a plane flying somewhere. I can’t remember where. It was a smaller plane like this one and I was sitting in the back. During the flight I fell asleep (it was a night time flight) in an attempt to calm myself since I’m a little bit of a nervous flyer. I was awoken by a huge jolt after which the plane started to fall from the sky. Panic and screaming filled the cabin as I felt my heart pound harder then I’ve ever felt. I had a window seat and I so I looked out the window as we ripped though the clouds and I saw a black sea under us. No lights, no land, just water.
I felt the impact of the plane against the sea and watched in terror as people where thrown about and water rushed in. I knew I had to get to the emergency door a few seats behind me. I unbuckled my seat belt and started to climb up to the door as the plane sank deeper and filled with more water.
The next things I saw was sort of like a news cast/documentary on how the plane fell from the sky and rescue teams where looking for survivors.
Then I woke up.
I had a hard time getting back to sleep after that.
I usually wonder what dreams mean. Did I see a bit of my future? Maybe a past life? Maybe it’s just something my mind made up based on shows that I’ve watched. I’ll probably never know, I just hope that tonight I dream of something less scary.
So, I’m sure that most of you have noticed… I draw pervy things.
I know, I know… I should be ashamed of myself… such filth… tsk tsk tsk… but here’s the thing. I’m a lover of all things sex. No matter if it’s sex and art, societies attitude towards sex, sex culture here and around the world, the history of sexuality, sex and religion or any of the hundreds of fetishes, I love it all. It fascinates me to no end. I love talking about how we as a society and as individuals have come to the stance on sex that we currently have and how we’re apt to change. And it’s not just me, my wife also shares the same interest on it and has talked a history of sexuality in university.
We’ve had many a conversation about who we are as children and our experiences leading up to some of our first sexual experience will shape our likes and dislikes in regards to sex… and it only grows from there as we get older! How interaction with you parents will influence on your choice of partner in the future. How the Catholic Church seems to have this downward look on sex but in their own Bible it says that God made man in his own image, and if we’re sexual creatures, wouldn’t that mean that God is sexy too? Why some of us so against nudity? How some people become sexual predators and dangerous side of sex (because sex isn’t always fun for everyone). About how the internet has connected people with like interests so you don’t have to feel alone if you happen to like certain things (because there is always someone out there that will share you interest). Open relationships and do they really work or does it just look good on paper. We’ve talked about zillion different fetishes like pony play, cartoon porn, porn addicts, bondage, bestiality and pedophilia , clown fetishes, lactation fetishes, shaving fetishes (as in people that shave their entire bodies!), water sports, etc, etc, etc… Also about sexual attitudes of other countries and though out history Like how we’re no longer in the Victorian age but we still hang on to a lot of the views and attitudes from that time. Plus so many other topics…
And if I’m not talking about sex, I’m watching it. Not pornos.. but documentaries. In fact, SexTV is my favorite channel. It has all sorts of specialty shows and documentaries on sex (duh!) with no bi est to any one culture, sexuality or topic. It really is a wonderful channel, but I think it’s only available in Canada.
Some of us fight to not be sexual creatures but it’s something that we’ll never be able to escape from… and why should we? Sex, nudity and all the things that go along with them make us who we are and we should not deny our selves that pleasure. There is such a variety of flavors out there that everyone will be able to find something that they like. Weather it be having your partner pour hot wax on you or just the joy you get when you look at dirty furry pictures, it’s all utterly fascinating to me and I could talk about it forever.
I’ll also throw in there that I’m a love of the act of sex too. Woo!!! Am I ever! Now don’t get me started on that topic… I’ll save it for another post.
Wow… it’s been a while since I posted anything eh. Well, I guess it’s time for me to pop in and fill people in with what’s been the deal these past few months. Remember I mentioned that my brother in law and his family moved in with us in January? Yeah… well… that’s what happened. While it was nice a fun for a bit, it slowly became more painful. I’d say about 75% painful… my art and commissions stopped (or slowed right down to almost nothing)… and my posts stopped. *sigh*
Well, they’ve moved out a few weeks ago and things are getting back to normal in my house. The place is quieter and cleaner now and my kids are playing excellent together again rather then before when their cousins lived with us. Someone was almost always crying.
All that’s left is the we now have to pay the bills that have been jack up (like hydro) with two families living under one home. Suck… so let this be a lesson to any of you… don’t let anyone come in to your house and live with you… unless you plan on marring them.
I’ve learned my lesson… geez I feel like such a doormat.
Wanna watch me draw? I don’t have the time do one of those Ustream things so this will be the next best thing. I started this today and every few days (because that’s the reality of my drawing schedule) I’ll post what I’ve done next. Feel free to give suggestions or feed back as I go too.
This way you’ll be able to see the full process and steps that I do when I do a pic. Should be fun ^_^
Thoughts - I’m not sure about how many penis’s to include in this. I sort of like her with one and having it more like a cock worship pic rather then a spooge party on her face. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Now you can show the world your perv limits by getting your own DS hold made to look like a pair of girls gym shorts!
If you live in Japan and you preorder a copy of Strike Witches you’ll get a the above mentioned shorts holder. PERVY!
If you’re new to Strike Witches though… this will make no sense, so let me help. Strike Witches is an anime series of young military witches that don’t wear pants to fight off the invasion of alien creatures in the year 1939. Yup, that’s right… they don’t wear pants. But they do wear panties. Each witch wears her own unique pair and that is a key draw to the show… duh! It’s needless to say that the crotch shots and fan service in this show it though the roof.
So yeah… preorder this new DS game and keep you DS in a pair of girls gym shorts. Or you could save yourself the money and just wrap your DS in your own underpants.
I’m not sure which is more disturbing though… o_O
Here’s the opening sequence of Strike Witches for your viewing pleasure.
The third game in SNK’s in the Doki Doki Majo series should be out sometime this year. Why, there is already a trailer for the game for those that are interested. I do find it amusing that in the first on the boob touching aspect was like “oh my gosh! you can touch her boobies and they bounce! *blush* ” Now SNK is full on for boob touching and has even gone so far as to have bum touching (watch to 3:30 spot to see what I’m talking about).
Now some argue that the girls in this DS game look way too young and are even going so far as to call it a pedo game (even if the girls in question have some HUGE boobs). What do you think? They’re cartoon girls so it’s okay, or are you on the “this sort of creeps me out” fence?
Me? Personally? I see nothing wrong with it. If it was in English, I’d probably pick these games up. Nintendo obviously see’s nothing wrong with it or they wouldn’t allows these games to make it to the shelves.
