Mar 6 2009

12 hour boner – post 362

Let’s set this up. You (the guy) have a bet with two lady friends who think you can’t pleasure them for a whole 12 hours. How much is the bet? Oh… let’s say around $4000 bucks. Do you take the bet? Do you think your man enough to keep things going for half a day? Well, one man in Russia did and he made such a bet. Mr. Sergei Tuganov, 28 and a mechanic by trade, thought he’d help his odds though by ingesting a whole bottle of Viagra!

So did he win? Well, he did complete the challenge, but then dropped dead of a heart attack minutes after. So… is that a win? What do you think? One also wonders how much lube they would have have to have used. I mean, the human body can only manufacture so much natural lubricant. I think I would have used toys instead of drugs while my own body rests up.

What isn’t mentioned is if the two ladies in question where actually satisfied during the whole 12 hour sexcapade. ^_^

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Mar 5 2009

Pikachoo

What has been seen can not be unseen.


Mar 4 2009

BOOM! – post 360

So… is your computer chair made in China? If so you could be sitting on a bomb. Think I’m joking? Well tell that to the 14 year old Chinese boy that had the gas cylinder at the base of his chair (the one that help to raise or lower the chair) explode. Oh wait… you can’t because he’s dead. Yup, the explosion from his chair sent metal shrapnel in to his rectum and, unfortunately, he bled to death.

How horrific is this story? I can’t imagine having this happen to myself let alone come home and find my child a victim of such a freak accident. But let’s stand back for a moment. Could this really happen? Is this just an internet “story” making the rounds? In the pictures after the above link I don’t see any blood on the seat and if I follow the source links I just keep being taken to blog to blog and news post to news post with the same pictures every time. It’s a scary story for sure, but is it true? After thinking about it for some time I can’t come to a conclusion if it is or not. What do you think?

If it is true, my heart goes out to the family. If not… then you’ve fooled me again interents.

This sounds like a job for the Mythbusters!


Mar 3 2009

it’s not my birthday – post 359

It’s my son’s birthday and today he turned 2.  Yay!  He’s so much fun and happy and he just makes me smile to be around… now if he could only sleep though the night.  ^_^

So what did we do today?  We went to McDonald’s for treat lunch.  We don’t go often so the kids liked it.  They had a Happy Meals (with apples) and then played them self stupid in the play area.  Then we all came home and I had a nap with my son since I was crazy, fall on my ass tired after staying up late painting his painting.  And what was the result?  He didn’t seem too interested in it really, but that’s okay.  He’s 2 so his priorities are a little different then mine.  It’ll be a nice keep sake when he’s older.

So over all… it was a pretty good day.

^_^


Mar 3 2009

it's not my birthday – post 359

It’s my son’s birthday and today he turned 2.  Yay!  He’s so much fun and happy and he just makes me smile to be around… now if he could only sleep though the night.  ^_^

So what did we do today?  We went to McDonald’s for treat lunch.  We don’t go often so the kids liked it.  They had a Happy Meals (with apples) and then played them self stupid in the play area.  Then we all came home and I had a nap with my son since I was crazy, fall on my ass tired after staying up late painting his painting.  And what was the result?  He didn’t seem too interested in it really, but that’s okay.  He’s 2 so his priorities are a little different then mine.  It’ll be a nice keep sake when he’s older.

So over all… it was a pretty good day.

^_^


Mar 3 2009

hands – post 358

Are you right handed or left handed?

Me?  I’m right handed.