Okay, so I was going to post this yesterday but Tentacle Grape won out, so I think the last post of this year should bring together the things that I really like.
Video games, Japan and sexy/naughty stuff.
Which is why I’m bringing you of yet another sexy DS game.
It’s called Hatchi Koi and it’s a dating game where you’ll have the chance to woo one of 7 girls of various types (scroll down). The sporty girl, the shy mousy girl, the tough girl, the girl with big hooters and looks a little cracked out, the chubby girl… wait… what? Yes, the chubby girl. It’s one of few games I’ve seen where you can gain the attraction of an over weight lass. I don’t know about you but I personally like girls with a bit of meat on them, so to speak. Skinny chicks are fine, but I so dig my ladies to be a little bit big, which is why I find I’m draw to the chubby girl in this game ^_^
Anyway, as you progress though the game you get to talk to the ladies and play such mini games as putting lotion on their back at the beach and um… well, that’s really all they’re showing currently. But who cares! I’m totally sold ^_^
The game comes out sometime next spring in Japan. Damn it! We so need these games out over here! >_<
No this is not a joke. It’s a real product and for $15.99 you can grab a six pack of them. Order before Jan 5 09 and you can get Tentacle Grape condoms and bumper stickers.
I don’t know about you… but I’m going to go and get me some Tentacle Grape right now… or maybe I’ll just watch some school girl drink some.
So how did everyone fair during the holidays? Did ya eat a whack ton of turkey? Did ya visit family? Did ya get yer stocking stuffed? Did ya get stuck in your vehicle for 3 FREAKN hours only 30 min after you started your trip because of an accident on a major hwy which was then COMPLETELY BLOCKED OFF and was detoured through some back wood towns and roads that you’ve never seen in your life and never want to see again with 2 children that are BOARD OUR OF THEIR SKULLS because the trip that should have taken only 3 hours total ended up to be 9 HOURS by the time you got to where you where going thanks to traffic and bad weather?
No?
I did.
Yeah… awesome… Oh, I also had to drop over a grand on my van for new breaks and tires because everything was sitting at 90% – 95% on the wear and tear meter BEFORE I even started.
Needeless to say the beginning wasn’t so hot. The rest of the season was fine. Family was pleasent and friendly. My kids got waaayyy to many gifts from relatives that they never see (or know)… again. We got a lot of cash presents from family that knows about the potential job loss for myself in the new year…. Ummmm… I think that’s it really.
Sigh…
Any crazy adventures from you people out there in the tubes?
So how did everyone fair during the holidays? Did ya eat a whack ton of turkey? Did ya visit family? Did ya get yer stocking stuffed? Did ya get stuck in your vehicle for 3 FREAKN hours only 30 min after you started your trip because of an accident on a major hwy which was then COMPLETELY BLOCKED OFF and was detoured through some back wood towns and roads that you’ve never seen in your life and never want to see again with 2 children that are BOARD OUR OF THEIR SKULLS because the trip that should have taken only 3 hours total ended up to be 9 HOURS by the time you got to where you where going thanks to traffic and bad weather?
No?
I did.
Yeah… awesome… Oh, I also had to drop over a grand on my van for new breaks and tires because everything was sitting at 90% – 95% on the wear and tear meter BEFORE I even started.
Needeless to say the beginning wasn’t so hot. The rest of the season was fine. Family was pleasent and friendly. My kids got waaayyy to many gifts from relatives that they never see (or know)… again. We got a lot of cash presents from family that knows about the potential job loss for myself in the new year…. Ummmm… I think that’s it really.
Sigh…
Any crazy adventures from you people out there in the tubes?
So this is the last post I’ll be making before Christmas. Tomorrow I pack the family in the van and take the big 3.5 hour trip back home. Which means I’ll have to drive through Toronto so add an additional 2 hours to that. Suck… Also have to pack the van with anything and everything we’ll need for the trip. Frig, you’d think I was moving again.
I seriously hope that my kids don’t get any presents from relatives. Well… just one is okay. Last year my wife and I (mostly me actually) where completely blown over with the amount that they got. Completely ridiculous. They even got presents from Aunts and Uncles that they never even see. From us (and Santa) they get two toys and the rest is books and cloths. But from everyone else… all toys. We actually took back a bunch because there where some that we knew the kids wouldn’t play with. We set ground rule this year. Grandparents are allowed ONE gift each to the grandkids. That’s it. My Dad is actually very cool with this and have agreed to not get them toys at all. Wonderful, that makes me very happy. We’ll see if people stick to their word though. I’m tired of driving home with extra crap.
So is anyone else doing extensive traveling this season? Last year it was nice as my Dad and Step Mom came and visited us. Not so lucky this year I tells ya. Oh well… it’ll be nice to see everyone all the same.
I actually already know what I’m getting. Slippers and some new razors and that makes me very happy indeed.
Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday and a belated Chanukah! I’ll be back on the Monday.
Tonight I made the pieces for a gingerbread house that my kids are going to put together on Christmas. My wife was making fun of me because I draw out my house plans at a reduced scale, cut my dough with a pizza cutter to get perfect lines and measure out everything so all the pieces fit together.
She would have had it all cut and baked before I even had my first pieces planned out. That’s the fun part about us. I’m all super planned out guy and she’s fly by the seat of her pants girl. We balance each other pretty well in that regard.
Although I generally forget a step or screw up one thing during my whole process. This time I over cooked some of the parts, didn’t roll out the dough thin enough so the cookie is a bit puffy and cracked the roof when I picked it up… sigh…
It seriously makes me want to make those pieces over again but I just don’t have the time to do it. I’ll have to learn from these mistakes and try and remember them next year.
Did you ever make a gingerbread house when you where a kid?
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