joe randel's art dump

You know… sometimes I wonder just who you people are.  Oh, I know that you are all unique individuals and all that… I mean… is there anyone of popular status out there looking at my art?  Maybe Mr. Joshua Jackson from Fringe likes to take a gander at my work.  Maybe Robin Williams or Dexter Holland from The Offspring.  Who knows!  I’m pretty sure that none of these people would come out and admit who they are and that they like what I draw, but it’s fun to think that these people are out there… maybe looking at my latest piece.

and maybe leaving a comment ^_^

Today I finally got an opportunity to clean my backyard of all the dog poop from over the winter.  I’d have to say this is the only part about winter I hate.  Every year I tell myself “Self, I’m going to go and be very diligent about picking up after my dog this winter”.  For the 4th winter in a row now, I’ve let myself down.  My wife also has failed but then she has to watch the kids and can’t be running out side every time the dog needs to crap.  Plus when it snows, you can just say “good bye” to what ever is out there because you’ll never find it.

It sucks and what’s worse is that I feel super bad because the kids can’t go out and play in a poop filled yard.  We usually take them to a park or a hill or something, which is where they usually want to go anyway even when the back yard is clean. o_O

Anyway, I’m glad I got it done this morning because it started to rain by about lunch time. And if it sucks picking up a whole yard of dog poop, then is super sucks picking up wet soggy poop.

Yeah… what a crappy day.  Ba-dum tss!

Let’s set this up. You (the guy) have a bet with two lady friends who think you can’t pleasure them for a whole 12 hours. How much is the bet? Oh… let’s say around $4000 bucks. Do you take the bet? Do you think your man enough to keep things going for half a day? Well, one man in Russia did and he made such a bet. Mr. Sergei Tuganov, 28 and a mechanic by trade, thought he’d help his odds though by ingesting a whole bottle of Viagra!

So did he win? Well, he did complete the challenge, but then dropped dead of a heart attack minutes after. So… is that a win? What do you think? One also wonders how much lube they would have have to have used. I mean, the human body can only manufacture so much natural lubricant. I think I would have used toys instead of drugs while my own body rests up.

What isn’t mentioned is if the two ladies in question where actually satisfied during the whole 12 hour sexcapade. ^_^

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Let’s set this up. You (the guy) have a bet with two lady friends who think you can’t pleasure them for a whole 12 hours. How much is the bet? Oh… let’s say around $4000 bucks. Do you take the bet? Do you think your man enough to keep things going for half a day? Well, one man in Russia did and he made such a bet. Mr. Sergei Tuganov, 28 and a mechanic by trade, thought he’d help his odds though by ingesting a whole bottle of Viagra!

So did he win? Well, he did complete the challenge, but then dropped dead of a heart attack minutes after. So… is that a win? What do you think? One also wonders how much lube they would have have to have used. I mean, the human body can only manufacture so much natural lubricant. I think I would have used toys instead of drugs while my own body rests up.

What isn’t mentioned is if the two ladies in question where actually satisfied during the whole 12 hour sexcapade. ^_^

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What has been seen can not be unseen.

So… is your computer chair made in China? If so you could be sitting on a bomb. Think I’m joking? Well tell that to the 14 year old Chinese boy that had the gas cylinder at the base of his chair (the one that help to raise or lower the chair) explode. Oh wait… you can’t because he’s dead. Yup, the explosion from his chair sent metal shrapnel in to his rectum and, unfortunately, he bled to death.

How horrific is this story? I can’t imagine having this happen to myself let alone come home and find my child a victim of such a freak accident. But let’s stand back for a moment. Could this really happen? Is this just an internet “story” making the rounds? In the pictures after the above link I don’t see any blood on the seat and if I follow the source links I just keep being taken to blog to blog and news post to news post with the same pictures every time. It’s a scary story for sure, but is it true? After thinking about it for some time I can’t come to a conclusion if it is or not. What do you think?

If it is true, my heart goes out to the family. If not… then you’ve fooled me again interents.

This sounds like a job for the Mythbusters!