RELIGION BARES ALL...FOR BREAKFAST!

[Guest]

See for yourselves, kiddos...

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/1180292/

[Guest]

Sex sells.
Lure them in, then chastise all the horny people.
Then feed their guilt with pancakes.
BRILLIANT!

heh heh.

[Guest]

Interesting notion. The "Triple-X Church" name is a bit too original, although it does add a different ring on religion. I don't see any flour power in this sense overall. :P A church specializing in talking about porn issues is kinda going over the edge. Like peculiar happenings is anything new though.

::Pauses himself while he kills a huge fly on the computer screen::

Hmmm...hearing the name, now it makes me wonder if there is a Triple-X Ranch.

[Guest]

I just thought about this crack-up. Their pancakes will probably be two side-by-side with a butter scoop in the middle of each one. Imagination can go from there.

[Guest]

Mmmm, tasty!

Well you have to imagine how revolutionary a church must seem to actually address lust and human intimacy without simply slamming their hand on the pedestal and screaming "SIN! SIN! BURN IN HELL!"

A bit of an extremist example, made all the more funny since churches don't actually do this. (though some do I imagine) Thus people have the impression that the church treats it as a hell worthy sin, and the church sees people who think of it as a hell worthy sin as too harsh and thus are trying to address it through a comfortable breakfast.

Still. Gives whole new meaning to “Flap Jacks”.