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Ugh…  I’ve been doing some over time at work, so the post are dwindling.  Only for a about a month more though and then it’s back to business as usual.  I feel like I’ve been missing out on reporting on my favorite topic, sexiness in video games.  Well, here’s one from the current, triple A title Metal Gear: Peace Walker.  There is a young female character with in the game named Paz Ortega Andrade who has been seen gallivanting around in her under things on such promotional things like the games soundtrack slip cover.

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If you bet on one thing in the world it’s that there will always be a adult parody of just about anything in the world and video games are no exception.  I present to you Super Strip Fighter 4 by StudioS.  I’m really not sure if there are 3 prequels to this title, but really… who cares.  It also looks to borrow fighter likenesses from KoF, Tekken and Virtua Fighter as well as from the Street Fighter series as you can tell from it’s 16 player line up (including a greasy, over weight geek).  Screen shots and clip after the link…

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Woo!!~

I just picked up my copy of Monster Hunter 3 Tri for the Wii.  I picked up the classic controller bundle at Best Buy this evening.  I did have it preordered at EB but for what ever reason, they didn’t get enough copies.  So I got my money back and bought it at BB for $5 less.  Yay!

I haven’t tried it out yet.  I will after wife is done watching Glee.

BUY: Monster Hunter 3 $46.99 Wii

I’m the type of gamer that loves his old games. I have pretty much all the games I’ve ever bought in my life. I’m not the kind of person that will sell back an old game in exchange for a newer one. Why? Well, I love to replay older game ever now and again and remember just how awesome it was way back when.

The latest game I’ve pulled out of the collection is Advance Wars for GameBoy Advance. It’s been a looonnnggggg time since I’ve played this one, and even though I’m still currently playing Disgaea on DS, Advance Wars was just begging to be played.

I remember when that game never left my GBA SP. I’ve unlocked all the maps and such in the game but I did find out that there was somethings that I missed. Mostly just getting perfect scores on all the campaigns and such. As fan and great as the game is… I’m not about to try and get a perfect game. I will replay it though and try and beat some of my old scores. I’m also playing vs mode on the bus with a friend from work. Lots of fun! Makes me want to find some of the other versions and see if they’re just as fun. ^_^

I love going back and reliving old games. What games do you have in your collection that you’ve revisited recently or now have a desire to do so?

BUY: Advance Wars: Days of Ruin (Nintendo DS) $24.90

So it looks like more video game nudity has been spotted.  This latest sighting is in the game Heavy Rain for PS3.  It seems that the person that found this glitch did by complete accident.  Apparently during a certain scene, you can decline a kiss from the main female character,  Madison Page.  But in doing so, the player triggered the kiss event anyway.  He saved the game, but when he reloaded it… he was able to not only play as Madison, but she was totally nude and fully detailed.

What with the advancement of video game technology, we’re seeing awesome detail on the characters.  It really is amazing how real in game people can get.

BUY – Heavy Rain (PS3) $54.99

Namco Bandai’s PSP game Queen’s Blade Spiral Chaos sure does know how to market it’s self.  Not only is the game filled with sexy fighting girls and a special order figure, but now there is a new pose able figure for you to… um… play with.

Cattleya is the latest charcter to make the jump from pixel to plastic as a “Revoltech” figure and as you can see saying she’s a little top heavy is an under statement.  From the looks of it, she even comes with two different types of outfits.  Which means you could probably have her hang around with her bewbs out for the world to see.  That’s probably all that she can see.  Man… going up and down stairs for her must be really awkward. o_O

IMPORT: Queen’s Blade: Spiral Chaos (Sony PSP, no region protect) $58.90