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Hey hey!  Hello out there in internet land.  Well, I’m back it’s a brand new year, so what better time then to let everyone know how the Holidays went for myself.

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Since we’re on the topic of pervy DS games it’s only fair that I bring this to everyone’s attention. Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 2 Duo is currently being fan subbed. If you don’t know about this title, it’s a ecchi Japanese only game where you follow the story and try to figure out who in your school is a witch by touching them. Oh, and you get to touch their boobies too (over the clothes that is).

Yay!!! I’m sure this makes me look strange, but I’ve very excited about this and I hope the project is seen though to completion. I have a friend that does anime fan subbing and from what she’s said, it can be hard work. Sssooo…. if you can speak Japanese and have an urge to help share in pervy witch touching on the DS, then sign up and make it happen ^_^

Finally, I’ll be able to follow the story instead of just clicking though the text until I get to poke some witch boobs.

Below is the official trailer and an game play trailer.

IMPORT Doki Majo Plus for DS and try some witch touching of your own.

Where do games go when they die? No… I’m not talking about that NES copy of Wrecking Crew you’ve forgotten about, stashed away in the back of your closet. No, I’m talking about what happens to a game that gets canceled.

What got me thinking about this is a post I read on a Japanese dating sim for the DS. It was called Hachi Koi and was being developed by EA Japan. It featured seven characters to choose from (including a really cute, full figured character), and would allowed you to touch the girls in such ways like rubbing sun tan lotion on their back, tend to scrapes then might get and possibly a sort of sequence where you might cut one of the girls free from bondage. This in addition to asking and answering the right questions to try and win some of their affection.

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When new technology gets released, it’s only a matter of time before we see it used in ways it might not have been intended (wink, wink ^_^). The DSi is not absent from this phenomenon. Since you can use the photo manipulator function to stretch and bounce images it’s only obvious that we’ve seen things like make boobs bigger…

play with boxer brief ads…

and generally have fun with bouncy boobs…

Heck, the Suicide Girls are in on the DSi naughtiness.

Well, what can you do with the new larger, DSi XL? Pretty much the same thing, only larger.

Isn’t technology wonderful? ^_^

Buy:Nintendo DSi Matte – Black ($169.99)

Now you can show the world your perv limits by getting your own DS hold made to look like a pair of girls gym shorts!

If you live in Japan and you preorder a copy of Strike Witches you’ll get a the above mentioned shorts holder.  PERVY!

If you’re new to Strike Witches though… this will make no sense, so let me help.  Strike Witches is an anime series of young military witches that don’t wear pants to fight off the invasion of alien creatures in the year 1939.  Yup, that’s right… they don’t wear pants.  But they do wear panties.  Each witch wears her own unique pair and that is a key draw to the show… duh!  It’s needless to say that the crotch shots and fan service in this show it though the roof.

So yeah… preorder this new DS game and keep you DS in a pair of girls gym shorts.  Or you could save yourself the money and just wrap your DS in your own underpants.

I’m not sure which is more disturbing though… o_O

Here’s the opening sequence of Strike Witches for your viewing pleasure.

The third game in SNK’s in the Doki Doki Majo series should be out sometime this year.  Why, there is already a trailer for the game for those that are interested.  I do find it amusing that in the first on the boob touching aspect was like “oh my gosh!  you can touch her boobies and they bounce!  *blush* ” Now SNK is full on for boob touching and has even gone so far as to have bum touching (watch to 3:30 spot to see what I’m talking about).

Now some argue that the girls in this DS game look way too young and are even going so far as to call it a pedo game (even if the girls in question have some HUGE boobs).  What do you think?  They’re cartoon girls so it’s okay, or are you on the “this sort of creeps me out” fence?

Me?  Personally?  I see nothing wrong with it.  If it was in English, I’d probably pick these games up.  Nintendo obviously see’s nothing wrong with it or they wouldn’t allows these games to make it to the shelves.