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I so want to play this crane game more then I’ve wanted to play any other. ^_^

I’ve actually had the pleasure of holding one of those “stress boobs”.  They’re very squishy and quite heavy so I’m not sure how a crane claw is going to be able to grab one.  Also those boobs tend to crack and split over time due to the gabbing and groping they receive.  They should come with a complimentary bottle of coco butter cream.

Only in Japan baby… only in Japan…

Let’s set this up. You (the guy) have a bet with two lady friends who think you can’t pleasure them for a whole 12 hours. How much is the bet? Oh… let’s say around $4000 bucks. Do you take the bet? Do you think your man enough to keep things going for half a day? Well, one man in Russia did and he made such a bet. Mr. Sergei Tuganov, 28 and a mechanic by trade, thought he’d help his odds though by ingesting a whole bottle of Viagra!

So did he win? Well, he did complete the challenge, but then dropped dead of a heart attack minutes after. So… is that a win? What do you think? One also wonders how much lube they would have have to have used. I mean, the human body can only manufacture so much natural lubricant. I think I would have used toys instead of drugs while my own body rests up.

What isn’t mentioned is if the two ladies in question where actually satisfied during the whole 12 hour sexcapade. ^_^

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Let’s set this up. You (the guy) have a bet with two lady friends who think you can’t pleasure them for a whole 12 hours. How much is the bet? Oh… let’s say around $4000 bucks. Do you take the bet? Do you think your man enough to keep things going for half a day? Well, one man in Russia did and he made such a bet. Mr. Sergei Tuganov, 28 and a mechanic by trade, thought he’d help his odds though by ingesting a whole bottle of Viagra!

So did he win? Well, he did complete the challenge, but then dropped dead of a heart attack minutes after. So… is that a win? What do you think? One also wonders how much lube they would have have to have used. I mean, the human body can only manufacture so much natural lubricant. I think I would have used toys instead of drugs while my own body rests up.

What isn’t mentioned is if the two ladies in question where actually satisfied during the whole 12 hour sexcapade. ^_^

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It’s Valentines Day!

Now I ask you, on this day of days are you far away from your loved one? Wishing you could be there to gently caress and massage those oh so tender and sensitive areas of your special someone? Well, now you can, thanks to some clever thinking on… someones part. Because there is now an Xbox Community Game where you can control the rumble feature of someone else’s controller via the internet… and they can control yours. Oh yeah… each player can control the others intensity and speed and it also supports vioce chat too. So you can hear how good you are at pushing your lovers buttons. Just make sure that both you and your partner both have an Xbox 360 and an internet connection and you’re ready to go. Oh… and a towel for your controller when you’re done. ^_^

Cost is 200 Microsoft points. I wonder if you can control two controllers in the same room on one Xbox though.

32 years ago today, at Belleville General Hospital in Ontario Canada, I was born. It was also a year today that I started my self imposed challenge to make a post every day for a year.  Or at least on the days that I could make a post, because I knew there where going to be times when I just when I just wouldn’t be able to.  Does anyone remember the reason for me doing this?  Well, let’s refresh.

I’m am very much terrified of death, and when I was around 6 I never thought that I would live past 31.  Probably because to a 6 year old 31 seems crazy old.  Like, need a cane to walk and stuff kind of old.  But as that age of 31 grew close I began to get nervous.  Maybe I saw forward and predicted my own end.  Things like that do happen from time to time.  So I decided to post every day so that if I did die, you all would know it since the posts would stop.  But they never did.  Was this all hog wash on my part?  Probably, but in the end of it all I’m actually able to look back on this year and have a pretty good written journal on what I did or discovered.  And you all came along for the ride.

So what are the memorable posts made over the last year?  Do you have a favorite?  Some of mine where the point blank question ones.  Like “what did you have for dinner”  and such.  I’ve loved reading the answers to them. ^_^  I think I say that my total favorite though was a response to the second post.  It was “You have the kind of kick ass birthday I’d give 10 years of my life for.”  It really made me think about what I have and how lucky I am to have it.  Out of all that was written last year, this was it for me and I’ll never forget it.

Let’s see what else.  Ummm…  oh, I’ve started working on commissions again.  I really must apologize for having them fall so far behind.  If you’ve messaged me about current ones or asking about me taking yours on and I haven’t replied, I am truly sorry.  I for one am horrible for responding to emails and such and I don’t mean to be a dick.  But as I said, they’re back on the menu and here’s hoping that they all go over smoothly.

I guess that’s about it.  Oh, I went and looked up things that happened on Feb in history to see if there was anything cool.  I didn’t find too much except…

1822 – Haiti invades the newly founded Dominican Republic.
1942 – Year-round Daylight saving time is re-instated in the United States as a wartime measure to help conserve energy resources.
1964 – The Beatles make their first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, performing before a “record-busting” audience of 73 million viewers.

and others thanks to Wikipedia.  Meh, nothing to exciting.

Oh, I did want to thank Andy bunny for the picture he made for me.  It’s awesome and so is he.  Thanks Andy!  You rock ^_^

32 years ago today, at Belleville General Hospital in Ontario Canada, I was born. It was also a year today that I started my self imposed challenge to make a post every day for a year.  Or at least on the days that I could make a post, because I knew there where going to be times when I just when I just wouldn’t be able to.  Does anyone remember the reason for me doing this?  Well, let’s refresh.

I’m am very much terrified of death, and when I was around 6 I never thought that I would live past 31.  Probably because to a 6 year old 31 seems crazy old.  Like, need a cane to walk and stuff kind of old.  But as that age of 31 grew close I began to get nervous.  Maybe I saw forward and predicted my own end.  Things like that do happen from time to time.  So I decided to post every day so that if I did die, you all would know it since the posts would stop.  But they never did.  Was this all hog wash on my part?  Probably, but in the end of it all I’m actually able to look back on this year and have a pretty good written journal on what I did or discovered.  And you all came along for the ride.

So what are the memorable posts made over the last year?  Do you have a favorite?  Some of mine where the point blank question ones.  Like “what did you have for dinner”  and such.  I’ve loved reading the answers to them. ^_^  I think I say that my total favorite though was a response to the second post.  It was “You have the kind of kick ass birthday I’d give 10 years of my life for.”  It really made me think about what I have and how lucky I am to have it.  Out of all that was written last year, this was it for me and I’ll never forget it.

Let’s see what else.  Ummm…  oh, I’ve started working on commissions again.  I really must apologize for having them fall so far behind.  If you’ve messaged me about current ones or asking about me taking yours on and I haven’t replied, I am truly sorry.  I for one am horrible for responding to emails and such and I don’t mean to be a dick.  But as I said, they’re back on the menu and here’s hoping that they all go over smoothly.

I guess that’s about it.  Oh, I went and looked up things that happened on Feb in history to see if there was anything cool.  I didn’t find too much except…

1822 – Haiti invades the newly founded Dominican Republic.
1942 – Year-round Daylight saving time is re-instated in the United States as a wartime measure to help conserve energy resources.
1964 – The Beatles make their first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, performing before a “record-busting” audience of 73 million viewers.

and others thanks to Wikipedia.  Meh, nothing to exciting.

Oh, I did want to thank Andy bunny for the picture he made for me.  It’s awesome and so is he.  Thanks Andy!  You rock ^_^