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So the DS has games where you can touch witch’s boobs, learn English with sexy anime chicks, shoot milk on to a strawberry a cute anime chick is holding and raise a cute loli bear girl.  What else is there?

How about bum spanking some dog-girl?  Yup… you read that right.  A new DS game called KimokawaE has you working with some cute animal girls from the underworld so they can live properly on earth.  Example?  Okay, well in once case you must discipline a dog girl because she like to pee on poles.  Naughty, naughty dog girl.  I’ve read there is even a bathing mini game to get them use to baths.  HOT!

So yeah… quite possibly the strangest DS game yet.  Oh, and what’s the point/story behind the game?

Who cares.  ^_^

More screen shots here.

Okay, I don’t actually own an iPhone, but if I did I would for sure download these to try out.

It’s two small games(?), one where you can spread the legs of a character named Yoshika Miyafuji from Strike Witches (which I am currently watching and will give a review when I’m done) and in the other game you rub the screen until the character’s cloths fly off.  The character being Yuno from Sunshine Sketch.  Not much in the way of game play but a lot in the way of making the person next to you on the bus uncomfortable ^_^

Thank you loyal perverts of the world.  You help bring us one step closer to touching toon kootches. ^_^

This clip also has a suggestive theme to it ^_^

Today I posted a new pic. I found that as I started it I was stumped on what pose to use. I don’t want to get stuck drawing the same poses I do all the time or just the ones that I like. I feel like I need to expand on the poses I draw. I don’t have time to take life drawing classes though, which would really expand and help out. I haven’t taken one since college.

I don’t feel like I’m in a rut at all but I want to make sure I don’t fall in to one. I’ve been doing great this year with my sexy fun drawings, I even have a great project that I’ve been working on that I’m excited to show. But I have to make sure I don’t get too stressed out trying different things. That could bring me down even faster.

Anyway, this latest pic came out pretty good I think. I’m happy with it and I hope blueafternoon likes it too. ^_^

How do you break up with your lovers?  On the phone?  In a letter?  Through a friend?  Or do you tie them up in a sleeping bag and leave them in the woods?  Well, a guy from Japan thought the last one was the best choice.  Only his lover was a state-of-the-art sex doll.  What?  Wait… let’s back this up…

Okay, a 60 year old gentleman had bought the sex doll after the passing of his wife.  He’d had her for several years but after making plans to move in with one of his children he decided to get rid of the doll.  But after living with the doll for so long he didn’t have the heart to throw her in the trash.  So he put her in a sleeping bag, tied it up and dumped her in the woods.  Well, a few weeks later a couple found the doll and call the police because they thought it was a dead body.  Well, it wasn’t long before investigators discovered the body was never alive to begin with.

So now the word is out on the news and everything that the cops have been duped and they’re not impressed.  The man hears about this, feels bad about the problems he’s caused and admits what he’s done.  He now has fines against him for illegal waste dumping.

You can read about it here.
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It really got me thinking though.  What if you’re not in a relationship and own a sex doll but you meet someone later.  Now you have to do something with it as your new partner will probably think you’re a bit strange for having such a thing.  What the hell do you do with it?  My best guess is you could sell it on Craig’s List or Kajiji or something.  Label it as “lovingly used” and I bet some one would buy it.  I’m sure you’d want some of the money you put in to it back as I’m sure those things are expensive.

If I had to buy one (I’m not in the market) I’d probably look at the CandyGirl line of sex dolls rather then the Real Doll.  Real Dolls look creepy to me and sort of like crack heads.  The CandyGirl line looks a whole lot more cuter and I guess more doll/cartoonish if that makes sense.  Real Doll sways too much in to the whole uncanny valley for me although I’m sure that having sex with either of them is like doing it with a corps and I’m not in to that ether.

I’ll stick to my live girls thanks ^_^

Panasonic released a horseback riding machine called Joba a while back as a exercise machine of sorts.  It supposed to your abs as you ride it.  Sounds innocent enough, but leave it to the perverts of the world (bless you all) to take some thing like this and make it all naughty.  See, apparently when you ride the machine it looks like your… um… riding a high hard one, one would say.  And so these loyal perverts have decided to make fan clips of their favorite anime characters on the machine.

That’s all.  I guess they just wanted to see them get a good work out.  It’s completely innocent.  Really…

^_^

HOT!