Panasonic released a horseback riding machine called Joba a while back as a exercise machine of sorts. It supposed to your abs as you ride it. Sounds innocent enough, but leave it to the perverts of the world (bless you all) to take some thing like this and make it all naughty. See, apparently when you ride the machine it looks like your… um… riding a high hard one, one would say. And so these loyal perverts have decided to make fan clips of their favorite anime characters on the machine.
That’s all. I guess they just wanted to see them get a good work out. It’s completely innocent. Really…
Well, I never would have guessed this would happen. A Japanese shoot’em up called Cho Aniki is making it’s way to Virtual Console. So… you might say. Big deal. Well, this game features big, shiny, bulging men… Yup, all kinds of homoerotic stuff in these games and you shoot past giant half naked muscle men in an attempt to… uh… to… Okay I’m not sure what the main goal of the games are, but the series has developed a cult following since 1992! It’s been on the PC Engine, Super Famicom, WonderSwan, PS and PS2. Crazy @_@
But now… we here in North America can download the original Cho Aniki this coming Monday. So get all oiled up for a hot, rippling all guy shoot’em up.
That sounds way dirtier then I would ever imagined.
My allergies have really knocked me on my ass this evening so this will be a short one.
Back in post 180 I talked about a new DS game called To LOVEru where you squirt milk on to a strawberry one of the female characters is holding. Well, it’s been released and I’ve found a demo clip of it for you to check out.
Looks like there is a healthy does of body touching with sexy sounds to listen to. At the end of the clip you can see the milk squirting game. All I have to say is that the player should be squirting more “milk”. The amount they have is kind of sad. Funny to watch though. ^_^
It would seem that some DS games want to skirt the line between sexy and down right naughty. Take the game LOVEru for example. There is a mini game where you have squirt milk on to a strawberry that the main female character is holding.
You read that right. Squirt the milk on to the strawberry… If that’s not suggestive in anyway possible that I’ll eat my DS.
So there you go. Japan has, on the DS, sexy witch touching games where you can touch boobs and bums, a sexy English training game and sexy “milk” squirting mini games.
I remember hearing about how the first thing that people new with a new piece of technology is figure out how to do naughty or sexy things with it.
So true.
The most current example I’ve seen is in Soul Caliber 4’s character creator. Leave it to perv-o’s around the world to not only begin to make sexy maid characters to fight with but pose them around for sexy shots.
Ahhhh… This kind of thing makes me smile. Why? Because it just shows that sex is more apart of us then what most like to believe or want to believe. Sexiness is fun and should be fun, it’s a shame that there are people out there that look down on this kind of thing.
Way to go perv-o’s. Way to help keep the world sexy ^_^
I remember hearing about how the first thing that people new with a new piece of technology is figure out how to do naughty or sexy things with it.
So true.
The most current example I’ve seen is in Soul Caliber 4’s character creator. Leave it to perv-o’s around the world to not only begin to make sexy maid characters to fight with but pose them around for sexy shots.
Ahhhh… This kind of thing makes me smile. Why? Because it just shows that sex is more apart of us then what most like to believe or want to believe. Sexiness is fun and should be fun, it’s a shame that there are people out there that look down on this kind of thing.
Way to go perv-o’s. Way to help keep the world sexy ^_^
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