Dec 9 2009

Why you really want a DSi XL

When new technology gets released, it’s only a matter of time before we see it used in ways it might not have been intended (wink, wink ^_^). The DSi is not absent from this phenomenon. Since you can use the photo manipulator function to stretch and bounce images it’s only obvious that we’ve seen things like make boobs bigger…

play with boxer brief ads…

and generally have fun with bouncy boobs…

Heck, the Suicide Girls are in on the DSi naughtiness.

Well, what can you do with the new larger, DSi XL? Pretty much the same thing, only larger.

Isn’t technology wonderful? ^_^

Buy:Nintendo DSi Matte – Black ($169.99)


Dec 7 2009

Space beer

spacebeerHow much do you like beer? Do you like it enough to pay obscene amounts of money on it? How about obscene amounts on just a few beers? No? What if I told you it was from space?

I’ll let you think about that for a sec.

See, Sapporo Breweries in Japan is now selling beer that has been brewed with barley that have been up in space for about 5 months. Actually, it’s the fourth generation offspring of seeds that spent time in space, but we’re cutting hairs here.

But you, the fine consumer, can now own and drink (if you wish) this space beer for only… $110 bucks… for a pack of 6. Oh and you can’t just go and buy it. No, no, no silly consumer. You have to go to Sapporo Breweries website and apply before Dec 24th. After which only a select few people will be chosen to make said purchase. Why are they doing it like this? Because they only have 250 six packs to sell of the space beer.

According to Sapporo the taste is “a mellow flavor and slightly dark color reminiscent of deep space”, what ever the heck that means. o_O

So are you willing to part with $110 bucks so you can drown your tastes buds in space beer? All of the profits are going to the Okayama University where they will use them to help promote science education for children in Japan and Russia.

You know… I would be so pissed off if I got so dunk on this space beer that I barfed it all up. Not that that would happen to me, you see… I don’t drink alcoholic beverages. ^_^

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