joe randel's art dump

Yup, that’s right. I said happy halloween. ^_^

Am I a little late to the party? You have no idea since this pic has been sitting in my sketch book for two years! Finally I got it out an painted it. Poor purple kitty and her costume malfunction… such an embarrassment.  I hope it didn’t happen during a party ^_^.

Maybe I’ll do a Christmas pic for Easter… 2010 ^_^

After going though my old sketch book I actually found a bunch of pics that I’d like to paint up and I’ve got the itch to do some ideas that I’ve had in my head since the very first JAB folio. New characters and everything ^_^

We’ll see how much time I get though.

That’s all I have for now.

Later.

Have you ever been perusing around MAME screen shots and saw a game that you just had to hunt down? Sure you have. We all have. They usually fall under one of two categories. Games you played as a kid and games you never saw before but looked so awesome you had to try. Well this game falls under the second part. I remember checking out one of the many MAME sites that I used to frequent, checking out screen grabs like I was watching some emulation vending machine and I saw this.

Now, I like cute, sexy things, so I thought this was right up my alley. After a little hunting around… actually a lot of hunting around. This title was hard to find. I came across it, downloaded it and gave it a run though. Now at the time I’d never played a pachinko game before. I knew it was some crazy Japanese hybrid of pinball and the slots and that was about it. Well, I was right… that’s about it. You press a button to fire the balls and use another to control the throttle (the speed at which the balls can be shoot) and hope that they’ll fall though these little gates so you can get a bigger pay out. That’s it really. Not much to say about that except that when you throw boobies in to the mix you can get just about any one to play. ^_^

So how does this video pachinko play? Very nicely I must say. As I mentioned I was instantly drawn to the cute characters and over all design of the game. Oh, and the pixel work. I love pixel work. ^_^ So you start the game by choosing one of three girls who will then show you an out fit they will wear if you win. Once you have accumulated a set number of balls then the show begins. And what a show! Imagine my utter surprise when I was treated to a slight FULLY ANIMATED strip show with voice! o_O Holy Crap!!! Now it’s nothing hard core, you’ll get a tease sometimes or some boob shots as you watch the girl change in to her outfit for your viewing pleasure, but man, it sure does rock ^_^

There is three girls to pick from and once you’ve gotten past them there are even more secret ones to play with that you can’t choose in the beginning and with three outfits per girl, it all adds up to a lot of animation. The girls are cute, both in their cut scene design and in game look, which is slightly more cartoony and cute in my books. The boobs size in the game is generally over the top huge! Some of the girls can’t even fit in to the outfits. There’s really nothing much beyond that though, so it’s typical fan service nudity with some slight butt crack shots here and there.

Game play wise, there’s really not much there. It’s video pachinko. You shoot balls in to the game area and hope you’ll win enough to see the strip show. You can actually see everything the game has to offer just by setting the launcher half way and then press the shoot button until it falls off your key board. Ran out of balls? No problem, just add more credits thanks to emulation and keep on playing ^_^ I’m sure you can play the game from a more serious stand point and adjust the throttle to try and aim balls though the gates but if you’re just looking for a cheap thrill then button mash to your hearts content.

But there is enough to keep you wanting to play other then bewbs. The graphcs look great, there a nice attention to detail on all things on the screen, the sound is good. Over all it’s a great little package. I totally recommend it to anyone to try. Really… it’s fun to play. I give it 4 out of 5 ^_^

Well, it’s been a long while since I’ve drawn anything.  Not because I didn’t want to, oh no.  Mostly due to a lack of time.  Moving and having two kids will do that to a guy.  But I want to get back in to it again, just a little bit.  I do miss drawing my porn.  It’s why I bought my tablet PC after all.  I must admit I did try a few times back in the summer but time got the better of me.  My latest pic actually sat in my tablet since May I think, waiting for me to paint it.  I finally found some time and put it all together.  And what a pic it turned out to be.  I’m very happy with it. ^_^  Although I must admit that when I’m painting most pics I usually think “Yeah!  Paint in lots of spooge!” and I’m always happy with it as I it.  But after I almost always wish I had of painted in more.  I should have really filled Jeanette up.  Oh yeah.  I’ve got a Elenore pic planed for later, I’ll have to not hold back on that one ^_^.

Oh, I’m also working on a new adult game review.  It’ll be a MAME game this time.  Look for it next week or so. ^_^

Well, it’s been a long while since I’ve drawn anything.  Not because I didn’t want to, oh no.  Mostly due to a lack of time.  Moving and having two kids will do that to a guy.  But I want to get back in to it again, just a little bit.  I do miss drawing my porn.  It’s why I bought my tablet PC after all.  I must admit I did try a few times back in the summer but time got the better of me.  My latest pic actually sat in my tablet since May I think, waiting for me to paint it.  I finally found some time and put it all together.  And what a pic it turned out to be.  I’m very happy with it. ^_^  Although I must admit that when I’m painting most pics I usually think “Yeah!  Paint in lots of spooge!” and I’m always happy with it as I it.  But after I almost always wish I had of painted in more.  I should have really filled Jeanette up.  Oh yeah.  I’ve got a Elenore pic planed for later, I’ll have to not hold back on that one ^_^.

Oh, I’m also working on a new adult game review.  It’ll be a MAME game this time.  Look for it next week or so. ^_^

Woo! So it would seem that it’s my birthday today. 30 years old I am today. Geez how time flies… So what have I been doing lately? Well lets see. I help to judge the Gwen contest and had lots of fun picking and choosing the ones I liked. Oh but before I go on I should congratulate the winners.

Grand Prize went to Mike Caddell – Woo! Congrats! I’ll contact you in a bit on your commission

Second went to The Brave on his super style’n rail grind picture. Very nice *fav’s* ^_^

I’ve also picked a bunch of my favourites from the whole contest to be on the Gwen folio I’m working on. There where lots of great submissions, but unfortunately I don’t have time to comment on them all (which is apparent on my lack of blog updates ^_^ ). I think what I liked most about the contest was seeing Gwen in other art styles. Some tried to stay close to the model sheet where others branched off and drew her as they liked her. It was awesome and totally made me smile, so thanks again to all that entered. You guys rock!

Um let’s see… what else. Well I went and bought tablet PC. An Asus R1F to be specific and it totally rocks my world. Seriously. I’m so happy about my purchase it’s crazy. What better to have for an artist then a laptop where I can draw and paint right on the screen! Why just the other day I was painting on the commuter train ride home. I was PAINTING on the TRAIN! How awesome is that eh? EH? I also paint on my lunches too. Well, that is I should be painting on my lunches because you see I’ve also installed several hentai games (May Queen! Yeah WOO!) and have been playing them when I should be painting. But now that I have all that out of my system I’m back in the saddle baby. You know it!

Speaking of hentai games or at least sexy type games. I’ve also started looking for sexy/adult MAME games and I’ve found more then a few. I’ll play them and take screen shots and probably give a small review of them in the coming months. I kind of want to wrap this place in the things that I dig. Adult drawings and games, and nothing can be better then mixing the two. It’s the nectar of the gods I tell ya.

And really, what better time then right now. I’ve bought some GBA games recently and, unaware to myself at the time, two of these games have bath scenes in them. I’m talking of course about Riviera: The Promised Land and Yggdra Union, both by a studio called Sting. What’s really neat about the Yggdra is that the image with the chick in the water is mostly covered up in the Japanese version to get a lower rating from the ratings board. But not here in North America. Oh no. We get the full uncensored image. Not that they show anything but it’s still damn sexy to see this in a game. Oh and in the Riviera PSP port, they’ve removed the bath scene all together at the request of SONY, although the pictures can still be found on the disk.

I haven’t played Yggdra yet but I am playing Riviera and even though I’m not at the bath scene (apparently I’ll need a special item to go in to the bath when the time is right) the game is lots of fun and a depart from regular RPGs. All your items have a limited use so you have to really think about which ones to take in to battle, plus you go up in levels buy using the items. So you can’t hold out on using a good item because you won’t get stronger and the game will get crazy hard. Nice design.

The art in Riviera is really nice. It’s you and 4 other hot chicks that go on this adventure. You’ll trigger events that will cause the ladies to get the hots for you during the trip so it’s kind of like a dating/adventure game. Oh, did I mention they’re hot? There’s a earth loving fencer, a goth girl with bat wings, a red witch, and little archer girl (loli). So there’s something for everyone and they’re all really cute designs too. Even the some of the enemies are hot. Like there’s this vampire/succubus chick that wears next to nothing. Totally hot. I should draw her sometime… ^_^

Anyway, That’s pretty much it for the moment. I’ll try and fill this space with naughty game reviews and news between pictures. It’s the least I can do ^_^

later

Woo! So it would seem that it’s my birthday today. 30 years old I am today. Geez how time flies… So what have I been doing lately? Well lets see. I help to judge the Gwen contest and had lots of fun picking and choosing the ones I liked. Oh but before I go on I should congratulate the winners.

Grand Prize went to Mike Caddell – Woo! Congrats! I’ll contact you in a bit on your commission

Second went to The Brave on his super style’n rail grind picture. Very nice *fav’s* ^_^

I’ve also picked a bunch of my favourites from the whole contest to be on the Gwen folio I’m working on. There where lots of great submissions, but unfortunately I don’t have time to comment on them all (which is apparent on my lack of blog updates ^_^ ). I think what I liked most about the contest was seeing Gwen in other art styles. Some tried to stay close to the model sheet where others branched off and drew her as they liked her. It was awesome and totally made me smile, so thanks again to all that entered. You guys rock!

Um let’s see… what else. Well I went and bought tablet PC. An Asus R1F to be specific and it totally rocks my world. Seriously. I’m so happy about my purchase it’s crazy. What better to have for an artist then a laptop where I can draw and paint right on the screen! Why just the other day I was painting on the commuter train ride home. I was PAINTING on the TRAIN! How awesome is that eh? EH? I also paint on my lunches too. Well, that is I should be painting on my lunches because you see I’ve also installed several hentai games (May Queen! Yeah WOO!) and have been playing them when I should be painting. But now that I have all that out of my system I’m back in the saddle baby. You know it!

Speaking of hentai games or at least sexy type games. I’ve also started looking for sexy/adult MAME games and I’ve found more then a few. I’ll play them and take screen shots and probably give a small review of them in the coming months. I kind of want to wrap this place in the things that I dig. Adult drawings and games, and nothing can be better then mixing the two. It’s the nectar of the gods I tell ya.

And really, what better time then right now. I’ve bought some GBA games recently and, unaware to myself at the time, two of these games have bath scenes in them. I’m talking of course about Riviera: The Promised Land and Yggdra Union, both by a studio called Sting. What’s really neat about the Yggdra is that the image with the chick in the water is mostly covered up in the Japanese version to get a lower rating from the ratings board. But not here in North America. Oh no. We get the full uncensored image. Not that they show anything but it’s still damn sexy to see this in a game. Oh and in the Riviera PSP port, they’ve removed the bath scene all together at the request of SONY, although the pictures can still be found on the disk.

I haven’t played Yggdra yet but I am playing Riviera and even though I’m not at the bath scene (apparently I’ll need a special item to go in to the bath when the time is right) the game is lots of fun and a depart from regular RPGs. All your items have a limited use so you have to really think about which ones to take in to battle, plus you go up in levels buy using the items. So you can’t hold out on using a good item because you won’t get stronger and the game will get crazy hard. Nice design.

The art in Riviera is really nice. It’s you and 4 other hot chicks that go on this adventure. You’ll trigger events that will cause the ladies to get the hots for you during the trip so it’s kind of like a dating/adventure game. Oh, did I mention they’re hot? There’s a earth loving fencer, a goth girl with bat wings, a red witch, and little archer girl (loli). So there’s something for everyone and they’re all really cute designs too. Even the some of the enemies are hot. Like there’s this vampire/succubus chick that wears next to nothing. Totally hot. I should draw her sometime… ^_^

Anyway, That’s pretty much it for the moment. I’ll try and fill this space with naughty game reviews and news between pictures. It’s the least I can do ^_^

later