Soooo, yeah. New place...new face...a contribution should be had.
Hia, all. Demon Casket here, putting forth a bit of thanks to TJA for giving us lost souls of the WWOEC a place to regroup.
Um, so, before I get this ball rolling here, I just wanna give fair note that I’m kinda infamous for not finishing long fictions because my passion for the subject can fizzle out. Heh, only way I can get any of it done though, so, sorry in advance, if I don’t make it through this one.
This nasty little concept has been simmering in the back of my mind for quite some time, however. And, since it’s at a full boil right now and just screaming to get out, I’mma just tuck it into its own, neat, little corner, right here.
I hope any other fans of Timmy’s enjoy this little cobweb of depravity I’m weaving here. And anyone who feels that the little guy should have a nice, big, sexual comeuppance from the characters I’mma throw into the stew here, I invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride...or taste...I just called it a stew, after all, not a car. Or think of it as a ride, if you like. Whatev’s. I’m not gonna stop you from doing that, lol.
Laissez les bon temps rouler.
Disclaimer:
I do not own The Fairly Oddparents, its characters, or its properties. This is a work of fanfiction, produced without profit.
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Prologue
Sunday evening
Timmy headbutted his way into his room, making the door slam thunderously against the wall. With little to no strength left in his arms, he used his teeth to pull its knob and his forehead to shove it closed. He was thankful to be in the silence of his room, at last.
He strode at a gruelingly slow pace towards his bed. He trudged, an utter, disgusting mess. Kelp and sewage bunched up in odd places across the crap stained tutu he was wearing. All of which were the recent result of getting flushed down the toilet by Vicky, and this was after he was forced to do a multitude of chores, under threat of chainsaw. That would have been par for the course, for his utterly miserable life, yet, this was still after a day of being bullied by Francis at the beach and laughed at by the popular kids, Trixie included. He had been chased, beaten, wedgied, buried, and had the grand finale of sand being kicked in his face, which was the only part of him left uncovered. The bitter cherry atop this cold, cold Sunday sundae was Trixie calling him ‘just pathetic’, before she turned and walked away. It was a day of life-breaking humiliation, familiar to a time before his fairy godparents.
The only kindness had was from a brief, subtle action done in secret by Veronica, while all the children and cruelly snickering adults left him to languish in sand covered pain. She dropped a handkerchief beside him and gave him a look of sympathy, before she scurried off to join Trixie, Tad, and Chad in walking away. Timmy remembered this, as he took the last of his remaining arm strength to scrape the tutu and clumps of miscellaneous crud off his body, so he could slump down into bed. He spun a single thought to return Veronica’s kindness...amidst the maelstrom of dark, vengeful thoughts he conjured towards everyone else. Even his parents were included in the mix, as they outright believed Vicky’s lies of Timmy being rebellious against her authority and returning to the beach for an evening swim, supposedly leaving his babysitter in ‘utter worry and hysterics’. When his mom and dad pressed Vicky for a reason as to why she didn’t call the police, she replied, saying she ‘believed he was a good kid at heart’ and ‘didn’t call, out of good faith that he’d see the error in his ways’. A scalding lecture from Timmy’s mom and dad ensued after Vicky left, full payment plus a bonus in hand.
It was, all in all, one of the shittiest days he had ever had.
And where, in all this god-forsaken mess, were his godparents, one might ask?
Saturday, yesterday afternoon...
Timmy and Chloe had started a wishing war of sorts. With swift, hard, wear and tear; Cosmo, Wanda, and even Poof were getting run ragged with wishes, each one getting more useless and extreme than the last.
"I wish for a pterodactyl!!!" Timmy screamed.
His wish was promptly answered, with the result being the huge, winged creature swooping down from the sky and crashing into Chloe’s house.
"I wish for a hailstorm with stones the size of cars!" Chloe retorted.
Her wish was swiftly granted, flattening Timmy’s house and turning it into a large, icy crater, filled with rubble and hail the size of cars.
"I wish for an airstrike, from the Mighty Morning Power Flailers!" Timmy screamed.
Soon, Chloe was hiding behind a tree, which was barely enough cover from a small formation of flail-throwing, pastel colored superheroes, clothed in improvised motorcycle helmets and jumpsuits.
As the last bits of wood were torn from the tree, barely leaving a stump for her to cower behind, Chloe wished, "I wish for ‘The Unwieldly Extra-Men-and-Women’ to come to my defense!!!", and soon, a large corps of oddly dressed human and semi-human mutants crowded around Chloe, giving her a human shield.
"Oh, yeah?! Well I wish fo..." Timmy began, but, when he saw the horrible state that their fairies were in, it gave him pause. "HOLD IT!!!" Timmy called, his shrill voice piercing the ruckus they were making and even parting the dark storm clouds that, for some reason, began forming above their houses...or what was left of them.
Chloe’s head popped out from between the bulky limbs of a pair of heroes and took a good look at what Timmy was staring at. She had to agree, even without words. Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof were utterly exhausted.
With droopy, guilt ridden faces, they both spoke of one accord, "...We wish everything was back to normal." Their fairies, with weak smiles wearily stretching across their sweat sheeted faces, raised their wands and happily did their godchildren’s bidding.
Chloe and Timmy came around the fence dividing their yards, and started to come to an understanding.
"What are we doing?" Timmy started. "We’re putting them all through living heck, with our constant fighting."
"Yeah." Chloe replied. "What are we gonna do? Split them up?"
"Aw. We can’t do that. They’re a family, for cryin’ out loud. There’s gotta be something we can...hey, wait a second. How ‘bout, instead of splitting the family, we split the time?"
Chloe’s eyes lit up with Timmy’s. "Yeah, yeah! That sounds like a good idea!" Chloe withdrew for a second in thought, suddenly. "…But how long for each of us? Like, one day for you and then the next for me?"
"Mmm, nah. That even SOUNDS tiring." Timmy answered. "How about...one week for you and THEENN the next for me?"
"That sounds alright...but, isn’t a week a little long?"
"Aw, come on! Absence makes, th...eh...heart...grow...longer...or something like that. It’s a week. What could possibly go wrong?"
Sunday evening again...
Timmy’s eyes grew dim with great annoyance. A wearily raised brow and smirked mouth spoke his regret at this searing irony. He regretted even suggesting spending time without his godparents. They were the linchpin that was keeping his life remotely bearable.
After losing a simple coin toss to decide who would get Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof first, he was now stuck, honor-bound to his word, that he would go the entire week without his fairy godparents. If today was anything like the rest of the week would be, he didn’t feel he would even survive tomorrow without wanting to kill himself.
Was there a way out of this hellhole he called life?
...
Perhaps there was.
A small yet satisfying grin slowly spread across Timmy’s face, and an evil glint shined dimly in his eyes. As his gaze droned aimlessly around the ceiling, his thoughts gravitated across his bedroom floor, up and through the wood of the door to his closet, through his chaotic pile of toys, and into the depths of a large, locked box, shoved deep into the back recesses of the tiny room. The box was aptly labeled, ‘For Emergencies Only’. Something within would give him everything he needed to pass the week in his favor.
Timmy soon drifted off to sleep, sinister thoughts of cold, hard, sweet revenge permeating his dreams. On the morrow, if even the fates that so meddled in his life did so much as look at him wrongly, they would have to reckon...with a demon.
(Forgive my antics. It just felt...um...proper.)
Hia, all. Demon Casket here, putting forth a bit of thanks to TJA for giving us lost souls of the WWOEC a place to regroup.
Um, so, before I get this ball rolling here, I just wanna give fair note that I’m kinda infamous for not finishing long fictions because my passion for the subject can fizzle out. Heh, only way I can get any of it done though, so, sorry in advance, if I don’t make it through this one.
This nasty little concept has been simmering in the back of my mind for quite some time, however. And, since it’s at a full boil right now and just screaming to get out, I’mma just tuck it into its own, neat, little corner, right here.
I hope any other fans of Timmy’s enjoy this little cobweb of depravity I’m weaving here. And anyone who feels that the little guy should have a nice, big, sexual comeuppance from the characters I’mma throw into the stew here, I invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride...or taste...I just called it a stew, after all, not a car. Or think of it as a ride, if you like. Whatev’s. I’m not gonna stop you from doing that, lol.
Laissez les bon temps rouler.
Disclaimer:
I do not own The Fairly Oddparents, its characters, or its properties. This is a work of fanfiction, produced without profit.
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Prologue
Sunday evening
Timmy headbutted his way into his room, making the door slam thunderously against the wall. With little to no strength left in his arms, he used his teeth to pull its knob and his forehead to shove it closed. He was thankful to be in the silence of his room, at last.
He strode at a gruelingly slow pace towards his bed. He trudged, an utter, disgusting mess. Kelp and sewage bunched up in odd places across the crap stained tutu he was wearing. All of which were the recent result of getting flushed down the toilet by Vicky, and this was after he was forced to do a multitude of chores, under threat of chainsaw. That would have been par for the course, for his utterly miserable life, yet, this was still after a day of being bullied by Francis at the beach and laughed at by the popular kids, Trixie included. He had been chased, beaten, wedgied, buried, and had the grand finale of sand being kicked in his face, which was the only part of him left uncovered. The bitter cherry atop this cold, cold Sunday sundae was Trixie calling him ‘just pathetic’, before she turned and walked away. It was a day of life-breaking humiliation, familiar to a time before his fairy godparents.
The only kindness had was from a brief, subtle action done in secret by Veronica, while all the children and cruelly snickering adults left him to languish in sand covered pain. She dropped a handkerchief beside him and gave him a look of sympathy, before she scurried off to join Trixie, Tad, and Chad in walking away. Timmy remembered this, as he took the last of his remaining arm strength to scrape the tutu and clumps of miscellaneous crud off his body, so he could slump down into bed. He spun a single thought to return Veronica’s kindness...amidst the maelstrom of dark, vengeful thoughts he conjured towards everyone else. Even his parents were included in the mix, as they outright believed Vicky’s lies of Timmy being rebellious against her authority and returning to the beach for an evening swim, supposedly leaving his babysitter in ‘utter worry and hysterics’. When his mom and dad pressed Vicky for a reason as to why she didn’t call the police, she replied, saying she ‘believed he was a good kid at heart’ and ‘didn’t call, out of good faith that he’d see the error in his ways’. A scalding lecture from Timmy’s mom and dad ensued after Vicky left, full payment plus a bonus in hand.
It was, all in all, one of the shittiest days he had ever had.
And where, in all this god-forsaken mess, were his godparents, one might ask?
Saturday, yesterday afternoon...
Timmy and Chloe had started a wishing war of sorts. With swift, hard, wear and tear; Cosmo, Wanda, and even Poof were getting run ragged with wishes, each one getting more useless and extreme than the last.
"I wish for a pterodactyl!!!" Timmy screamed.
His wish was promptly answered, with the result being the huge, winged creature swooping down from the sky and crashing into Chloe’s house.
"I wish for a hailstorm with stones the size of cars!" Chloe retorted.
Her wish was swiftly granted, flattening Timmy’s house and turning it into a large, icy crater, filled with rubble and hail the size of cars.
"I wish for an airstrike, from the Mighty Morning Power Flailers!" Timmy screamed.
Soon, Chloe was hiding behind a tree, which was barely enough cover from a small formation of flail-throwing, pastel colored superheroes, clothed in improvised motorcycle helmets and jumpsuits.
As the last bits of wood were torn from the tree, barely leaving a stump for her to cower behind, Chloe wished, "I wish for ‘The Unwieldly Extra-Men-and-Women’ to come to my defense!!!", and soon, a large corps of oddly dressed human and semi-human mutants crowded around Chloe, giving her a human shield.
"Oh, yeah?! Well I wish fo..." Timmy began, but, when he saw the horrible state that their fairies were in, it gave him pause. "HOLD IT!!!" Timmy called, his shrill voice piercing the ruckus they were making and even parting the dark storm clouds that, for some reason, began forming above their houses...or what was left of them.
Chloe’s head popped out from between the bulky limbs of a pair of heroes and took a good look at what Timmy was staring at. She had to agree, even without words. Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof were utterly exhausted.
With droopy, guilt ridden faces, they both spoke of one accord, "...We wish everything was back to normal." Their fairies, with weak smiles wearily stretching across their sweat sheeted faces, raised their wands and happily did their godchildren’s bidding.
Chloe and Timmy came around the fence dividing their yards, and started to come to an understanding.
"What are we doing?" Timmy started. "We’re putting them all through living heck, with our constant fighting."
"Yeah." Chloe replied. "What are we gonna do? Split them up?"
"Aw. We can’t do that. They’re a family, for cryin’ out loud. There’s gotta be something we can...hey, wait a second. How ‘bout, instead of splitting the family, we split the time?"
Chloe’s eyes lit up with Timmy’s. "Yeah, yeah! That sounds like a good idea!" Chloe withdrew for a second in thought, suddenly. "…But how long for each of us? Like, one day for you and then the next for me?"
"Mmm, nah. That even SOUNDS tiring." Timmy answered. "How about...one week for you and THEENN the next for me?"
"That sounds alright...but, isn’t a week a little long?"
"Aw, come on! Absence makes, th...eh...heart...grow...longer...or something like that. It’s a week. What could possibly go wrong?"
Sunday evening again...
Timmy’s eyes grew dim with great annoyance. A wearily raised brow and smirked mouth spoke his regret at this searing irony. He regretted even suggesting spending time without his godparents. They were the linchpin that was keeping his life remotely bearable.
After losing a simple coin toss to decide who would get Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof first, he was now stuck, honor-bound to his word, that he would go the entire week without his fairy godparents. If today was anything like the rest of the week would be, he didn’t feel he would even survive tomorrow without wanting to kill himself.
Was there a way out of this hellhole he called life?
...
Perhaps there was.
A small yet satisfying grin slowly spread across Timmy’s face, and an evil glint shined dimly in his eyes. As his gaze droned aimlessly around the ceiling, his thoughts gravitated across his bedroom floor, up and through the wood of the door to his closet, through his chaotic pile of toys, and into the depths of a large, locked box, shoved deep into the back recesses of the tiny room. The box was aptly labeled, ‘For Emergencies Only’. Something within would give him everything he needed to pass the week in his favor.
Timmy soon drifted off to sleep, sinister thoughts of cold, hard, sweet revenge permeating his dreams. On the morrow, if even the fates that so meddled in his life did so much as look at him wrongly, they would have to reckon...with a demon.
Demon Casket Presents...
The Wrath of Darth Turner
(Forgive my antics. It just felt...um...proper.)
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