I’m always looking out for game deals. I love finding a game that’s been marked down to a crazy low price so I don’t have to shell out $40 bucks. With that in mind, you’d think that I’d be all over the games on in the Apple’s App Store. Nothing could be further from the truth.
This months erotic art history lesson isn’t about an artist, but an art book. It’s called I Modi (The Ways) and it depicts sixteen explicit sexual positions and it was done up in 1524 by engraver Marcantonio Raimondi. According to legend, he based this book on the works that painter Giulio Romano was doing as a commission for Federico II Gonzaga, who was the ruler of the Italian city Mantua during the 1500’s.  When the book was printed the church swooped in and arrested Raimondi and destroyed all copies of the I Modi. In 1527 it was reprinted, this time with sonnets written by Pietro Aretino making it the first time erotic art and literature where combined. But, just as before the church came and destroyed all copies it could find and Raimondi was once again arrested (although was able to escape).
So during the day at one point I catch my wife watching a documentary on the king cobra. I didn’t see all of it but the part that I did see made me appreciate the fact I don’t live in the wilds of the animal kingdom.
Here’s the set up, guy cobra moves in and makes his move on a lady cobra. They check each other out, like what they see and proceed to do the snake nasty. After the deed has been done and they’re done smoking their after sex cigs, another dude snake comes along. He likes what he sees in the lady snake and challenges the first guy snake to a fight. There are rules to the fight with the number one being no biting the other snake. The challenge ends with the first snake losing and so he slithers off. The winner then goes to the lady snake looking for a little wining action, but she’s having none of it. She’s already satisfied from the first snake and just wants to be left alone. So do know what happens next? Do you know what the jerk guy snake does? He bites her and chokes her to death! She fights back, but she just can’t win with the other snake on her neck and pumping venom in to her. But it doesn’t end there… oh no. After she’s dead, he then eats her. Holy crap! I couldn’t believe it (and couldn’t watch)! I know there are bugs and such where the lady eats the guy after sex and such but I’d never heard of this before.
I’m so glad that having some jerk face killing my wife after sex or my wife killing me even! I know, I’m not saying it’s impossible… I’m just saying it’s way down on my list of things to worry about.
Remember that 3DS game that I mentioned before. It’s the fighting game with the boobs? Well it’s getting a sequel. From what I’ve found out Senran Kagura Burst will be similar to the first with an adventure part and an action part. Not sure what the difference is between the two, I think one is more mission based and the other is more character interaction. You’ll also be able to pick different outfits for your lady ninja’s which then can be damaged and ripped during combat.
Roll your Monkey Balls that is. SEGA is currently offering (for a limited time) a special download map for the PSVita version Super Monkey Ball: Tokumori Asobi-ta! that features this bikini model’s image all over the place. Not only that, but there are bumps in floor where her boobs press up from. The model is Yukie Kawamura and she’s the sort of the spokes boobs for the title seeing as SEGA is using her for promotional spots for the game and the system. Here’s a commercial for the game with her rolling around in a bikini top and shorts.
Continue on to see more shots from the game and some of her promotional work for this version of Super Monkey Ball.
The other day I submitted a t-shirt design over at Threadless. It’s one of those t-shirt sites where anyone can submit something and maybe get it made in to a shirt. I say maybe because I need your help for that to happen. The designs sick around for one week and people vote on them. At the end of the seven days, the ones that have received enough votes get made in to shirts for others to buy. Yay!
All I ask is that you travel over to my shirt design and vote what you think it deserves. Also, please feel free to spread the word via, twitter or facebook or what ever else people use these days for social networking.
Thank you very much. ^_^
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